The Dan Brown Tadka Recipie
The Dan Brown Tadka Recipe as follows
1 tbsp. Harvard professor of Symbology( so average reader who will never get into Harvard gets to spend time in company of Harvard professor for low price of Rs700. )The professor must also be a complete Buffoon who depends upon luck to survive life threatening situations. Said professor must also use his knowledge of obscure facts to save the world sometime throughout the course of the book.
1 tbsp. Beautiful preferably Mediterranean heroine who is either an epidemiologist or cryptographer with a mysterious past. Saves the Buffoon (Langdon 's) life many times in the book. Eventually sleeps with the buffoon out of pity.
1 tbsp. mysterious secret organization which Mr Brown will assure you in the beginning of the book that it exists. Can be Opus Dei/Illuminati/The Consortium/
1 tbsp. Incompetent police force who wrongly believe that the Buffoon (Langdon) is a criminal and chase him halfway around the world before realizing he's innocent
1 tbsp maniacal villain who has unique distinguishing feature like albino skin/ one testicle
1 tsp Controversial plot point which will hopefully offend orthodox Christians/Jews etc and which will drive up sales of the book
And there you have it the complete recipie for Dan Brown tadka.
1 tbsp. Harvard professor of Symbology( so average reader who will never get into Harvard gets to spend time in company of Harvard professor for low price of Rs700. )The professor must also be a complete Buffoon who depends upon luck to survive life threatening situations. Said professor must also use his knowledge of obscure facts to save the world sometime throughout the course of the book.
1 tbsp. Beautiful preferably Mediterranean heroine who is either an epidemiologist or cryptographer with a mysterious past. Saves the Buffoon (Langdon 's) life many times in the book. Eventually sleeps with the buffoon out of pity.
1 tbsp. mysterious secret organization which Mr Brown will assure you in the beginning of the book that it exists. Can be Opus Dei/Illuminati/The Consortium/
1 tbsp. Incompetent police force who wrongly believe that the Buffoon (Langdon) is a criminal and chase him halfway around the world before realizing he's innocent
1 tbsp maniacal villain who has unique distinguishing feature like albino skin/ one testicle
1 tsp Controversial plot point which will hopefully offend orthodox Christians/Jews etc and which will drive up sales of the book
And there you have it the complete recipie for Dan Brown tadka.
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